SEO World Class…. What SEO Snake Oil Salesmen Look Like

I just love when I get these types of emails. I’m amazed by the number of “snake oil” Search Engine Optimization salesmen send out unsolicited email spam, really believing that someone will take their “bait”. What type of SEO services do you expect to receive if you pay this company just $99?

From: Mark Lee
Date: August 30, 2013, 12:23:18 PM CDT
To: bill
Subject: I believe that you need our services!
Hello Billhartzer.com Team,

We know how important it is for your website optimization to be up-to-date and efficient. This is why we are offering the SEO, SMO & CRO services set starts from only $99.

The set includes all Search Engine Optimization, Social Media Optimization, Mobile Marketing, Local Search, Reputation Management, Link Building, Analytics, Conversion Rate Optimization, Content Development, Pay Per Click Management etc.

Each package is valid for 30 days. Our client list includes some of the old customers who have partnered in giving the best services. We are sure you will also be more interested in taking our services as new customers and we appreciate your initiativeness. This is certainly a giveaway deal you would not want to miss!

Give yourself some time to write us email, regarding your requirements and intrests @ [email protected]

Regards,

Mark Lee

So, from what they’re saying, for $99 you get Search Engine Optimization, Social Media Optimization, Mobile Marketing, Local Search, Reputation Management, Link Building, Analytics, Conversion Rate Optimization, Content Development, Pay Per Click Management etc. Really?!? What a deal! Not.